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harsh3170
1.ULTIMATE SINGHAM EFFECT: After having a fight with his article trainee....
CA: Tune kya socha tha mamuli sa CA hai, darayenge dhamkayenge, dar jayega.... patlun toh teri gili ho gayi hai?
Mai tujhe 6 months ka extension laga sakta hu abhi k abhi!
Me tuje classes jane se mana kar sakta hu abhi k abhi!!
Me tujse puri articleship vouching karwa sakta hu abhi K ABHI!!
Me tera conveyance claim reject kar sakta hu abhi k abhi....
Mai tujhe outstation audit pe kahi door gaav me bhej sakta hu ABHI. K. ABHI!
Mai teri final exam leave cancel kar sakta hu abhi k abhi!!
AB CHU CHAAP 3 SAAL TAK ROZKUTTE KI TARAH OFFICE ME AA K LOGIN KARTE REHNA......
Naahiter MAZI SATKEL!!
On 30th September, Article deletes all the data and back up and says to CA: Kuch b karne ka tha magar ek mamuli stipend wale article ka ego hurt nahi karne ka tha..... AALI RE AALI AATA MAZI BAARI AALI...!!
2.ONCE A BOY AND A GIRL WERE IN LOVE
WITH EACH OTHER...
ONE DAY...THE GIRL TRYING TO BE
ROMANTIC FORWARDED A MSG TO HER
BOY FRND...
" 5 THINGS ARE GOD GIFTED......
... 1) DAD'S LOVE
2) MOM'S CARE
3) BROTHER'S ADVICE
4) SISTER'S FIGHT
AND
WHAT ????????????????????????????
5) MAIN KISI GIFT SE KAM HU
KYA ???????????????"
THE BOY WAS STUDYING FOR HIS CA
EXAMS......HE GOT IRRITATED AND
REPLIED
"SINCE GIFT IS AN EXEMPLARY
TRANSFER u/s 47....
I WUD LYK TO TRANFER GIFT NO.5 TO
CHARITY TRUST FOR GENERAL PUBLIC
UTILITY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
3.Thousand Words Of A Teacher Do Not Hurt
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The Silence Of A Friend In The
Examination Hall Brings
Tears Into The Eyes.. :( :P :D :D xD !!
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postt some more jokes guyssss here ..........)).
Smooth Road never make a good driver and Clearing Both group in 1st attempt never Make a Good CA...
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''Rockstar'' :
"tute hue dil se hi sangeet nikalta hai"
'''CA''' :
"chhute hue syllabus se hi paper
nikalta hai"
:P
On Introduction of IFRS n revised
shedule vi in accounts ........
a perfect Dirty Picture song on the
situation of students whose attemp
fall after few 1 year
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CA STUDENTS: u lala u lala ..u lala u
lala..tu h meri ACCOUNTACY....
ACCOUNTS : chuna na chuna na chuna
na chuna na ab mai Ammend ho gai
5 Doctors and 5 CAs are travelling by rail
from Pune to Mumbai.
They gather at Pune Railway Station.
Both groups desperately try to prove their
superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):
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5 CAs buy only 1 ticket, and 5 doctors buy 5
tickets. doctors are desperately waiting for
TC to come
When TC arrives, all 5 CAs get into one toilet,
so when TC knocks, one hand comes out
with the ticket and the TC goes away.
On the return journey, they don't get a
direct train to Pune, so both group decide to
take a passenger train till Lonavala, from
there they can easily get a Local Train to
Pune.
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA):
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Doctorss decided, "This time, we will prove
that we are smarter".
5 doctors buy 1 ticket, CAs don't buy any
ticket at all ! TC arrives
All doctor IN ONE TOILET.
ALL CAs IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET.
One CA gets out and knocks the door of
doctor toilet.
One doctor's hand comes out with the ticket,
CA takes the ticket and enters toilet.
TC drives out all the doctor from the toilet,
And they are heavily fined.
SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):
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Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA
Railway Station.
Doctors are planning their move for a last
chance, They board the local train to Pune.
This time, doctors decide that they will play
the same (1 ticket) trick.
ALL doctors take 1 ticket
CAs buy 5 tickets.
TC Comes. All CAs show their tickets,
AND Doctors are still searching for toilet in
the Local train!!!!!
Conclusion: Don't mess with CAs.
;D
1 Engineer ,1 MBA Student or 1 CA student
Kashti mein ja rahe the.
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1 jin aaya aur bola"samundar
mein koi cheez phenko agar
mene dhund Li to mein tumhe
maar dunga aur na dhund paaya
to mein tumhara ghulam".
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MBA ne needle phenkhi jin ne
dhund liya aur use maar dia,
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ENGINEER ne memory card phenka,
jin ne dhund lia aur use bhi maar
dia.
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CA student ne disprin
phenki aur wo paani mein ghul
gayi.
CA student bola: "chal beta
ghar chal account padte
hai".. :-)
Why student fail "CA Exam"?
Because
Question: 1 Over mai kitni Balls phainki jati hain
Student: Six
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Examiner: You are Fail, Because ek over mai 1 hi ball 6 bar phainki jati hai
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